BadgerQuest

You enter a small dingy room with the smell of decay in the air. You see a small door at the far end so you start to walk towards it. Two steps along you trip over a randomly placed crochet hoop and crash to the floor. Your head hits a randomly placed mole-shaped paperweight. You know instantly that this is the end. The pain is unbearable at first but slowly you start to lose all feeing. It starts to feel pleasant and relaxing. You are not so concerned with the problems of life. You are not really too bothered about Betty the Badger's plight either. Slowly your thought processes drift away and you are no more.

You have failed in your quest. You should have chosen the other door eh?