You dust yourself off. It is lucky you brought your feather duster along. You look around: you are at one end of a long grey-stone corridor. Behind you there is only stone - the Purple Door has vanished!

'Oooh,' you say to yourself in shock.

There is only one option now - onwards. You begin your adventure and warily creep forward. There is plenty of light as torches line the walls. 'Not so scary so far,' you ponder to yourself. But Tommy told you to be careful at all times. The Dungeon of Randomness is not to be trusted. It was created by the master of randomness himself - The Master of Randomness. Expect the unexpected. Then expect the expected. Then expected the unexpected again. But the unexpected could actually be the expected so expect that too. Then expect the local division of the cactus stealing badger organisation - The Cactus Stealing Badger Organisation - to appear. The Cactus Stealing Badger Organisation are renowned throughout the world for their large cactus collection. They like cacti.

The Dungeon of Randomness was commissioned by the previously mentioned heinous criminal and fugitive colour rogue - Restina. He approached the mysterious Master of Randomness with the proposal and in return for unmentionable sexual favours he created the dungeons. It has been Restina's evil lair for many years now. From this base he has operated his evil empire. The CAA are aware of it's existence but cannot locate it as they are not retarded enough to completely lose and disorient themselves AND think of a purple door. It's harder than you'd think.

Tommy Tomkins has informed you that the secret dungeons of Restina are organised into 3 levels of confusion and randomness: The first level is Level 1; the second level is Level 2 and the third level is Level 3. The information reassures you as you now know what to expect.

'Thank you Tommy Tomkins!'

You reach the end of the corridor and come face to face with what you deduce to be a door. On closer inspection you are sure that it is door. Yes, definitely a door. You start to have doubts about your adventuring suitability but ignore them.