BadgerQuest

BadgerQuest is an exciting adventure involving daring heroes and troublesome foes. Test your courage by delving deep into the hideous Dungeons of Randomness and rescue young Betty the Badger from a fate worst than death - molestation by the heinous criminal and fugitive colour rogue - Restina.1

Enter Smelly Jenkins and his Enormous Fungal Growth2 - our unlikely hero!

Tommy Tomkins, loving husband of Betty the Badger, went immediately for help to Smelly Jenkins and his Enormous Fungal Growth.

'Help me Smelly Jenkins and your Enormous Fungal Growth!' Tommy cried, tears streaming down his often photographed fine face. 'Betty the Badger has been taken by Restina! And I strongly suspect, judging by her good looks, that he will molest her daily. You are the only one who can delve deep into the Dungeons of Randomness and save the furry love of my life. Your Enormous Fungal Growth has powers beyond any man on this earth. I, of course, exclude myself from that last statement. Will you help me, Smelly Jenkins and your Enormous Fungal Growth?'

Being a pioneer of Good, Smelly Jenkins and his Enormous Fungal Growth immediately accepted Tommy's challenge.

Now you have the chance to control Smelly Jenkins and his Enormous Fungal Growth. Do YOU accept the challenge?

Will you:

Enter the Dungeon of Randomness if you are brave enough

Or

Turn around and head back to Smelly Jenkins and his Enormous Fungal Growth's house for tea and cakes if you are too scared

1 BadgerQuest is also a chance to find out the true meaning of the phrase 'We Are All Badgers', first uttered by the great Djonn Edd. It is a suitable reward for those who complete BadgerQuest.

2 Copyright Ziv Comics. Smelly Jenkins and his Enormous Fungal Growth is on loan from Ziv comics in a joint WeAreAllBadgers and Ziv association. Ziv comic isn't available from all good newsagents.

Note: BadgerQuest is an adventure best undertaken after WeAreAllBadgers has been perused, especially the Colour of the Day and Tommy Tomkins pages.